Slavery

April 12th, 2009

Slavery, Involuntary servitude or whatever you want to call it is exactly what this community service scheme amounts to. Brown—that one eyed faggot who needs to take a gun to his head—wants to make it compulsory for every young person to “contribute at least 50 hours of community service by the time they have reached the age of 19”. Or to put it another way, forced labour i.e. slavery.

It’s a pity we don’t protect liberty in this country. Obama wants to set up a similar scheme in the US. Good luck you cunt, any such scheme will get shot down under the thirteenth amendment.

Children are not slaves. They’re not property to be pushed around and they’re not cogs in some machine. They’re individuals and so am I. Take your slavery scheme stick it down your throat and choke on it.

Tesco

January 2nd, 2009

Last week I went to Tesco and they only had small plastic bags.

They must have run out, I thought to myself.

But no, it seems their not content with their fucking annoying having to ask for a bag policy. Now they only provide small carrier bags at certain stores. So small, in fact, that 1 bottle of Vimto filled the entire fucking bag.

With a bunch of grade A cunts.

I’d suggest whoever came up with this policy stick one of the bags over his head and suffocate his self to death. Then again the bag’s probably too fucking small to fit. So on second thoughts ram your head through a window take a shard of glass and stick in your gut and bleed to death… you cunt.

Fucking morons

I’m seriously pissed off

Oh well there’s always delivery. It’ll surely do more damage to the environment getting shopping delivered then a few plastic bags ever could. So win-win really

Thanks for encouraging me to be even lazier.

Blizzard Authenticator

December 11th, 2008

Afraid of your World of Warcraft account been hacked?

Then you need the Blizzard Authenticator. It’s so secure you won’t be able to access your own account!

And don’t both trying to contact billing because their phone lines will be busy and they’ll ignore your emails.

So thank you Blizzard for allowing me to add another layer of security to my account.

To show my thanks, I intend to send this piece of junk back to you. Stick it up your arse, will you?

Looking back it wasn’t so bad

July 20th, 2008

I was just looking at some of my accounts to see how much I’ve personally or jointly lost over the years.

Here are the figures:

Money made:

Affiliate Account 1: £2,372.50

Affiliate Account 2: £500.88

Adsense: £1,879.53

Rawpulse Sale: £120

Know Flash Sale: £1500

Total: £6372.91

Money Spent

Adwords: £2,006.90

Hosting: £400 (estimate)

Products: £600 (estimate)

Domains: £100 (estimate)

Total: £3106.90

Overall Profit:

£3266.01

Surprisingly I’m in profit, although I should state that the proceeds from the Rawpulse sale and Know Flash sale were divided between Joe and I as were the adsense earnings. The hosting and domain costs were also split between Joe and I.

So personally I’m £1766.25 in profit.

Joe is around £1399.77 in profit.

Of course, with buying things we’ve both probably spent a lot more then that since 2005. There are probably expenses I’ve forgotten about as well as earnings. I actually think we had a joint affiliate account that made a few hundred once.

But hell it isn’t so bad I guess. If only we were dedicated.

Car Crash TV

July 10th, 2008

This ‘People’s Panellist’ on Question Time is a joke. He’s worse than Alex James.

Glad to see the BBC is meeting its ethnic minority quota, wouldn’t want the EU increasing the interest rates on those loans would they now?

Update:

Oh god he’s trying to look good but ended up sounding like a ill informed Sun reader

Update:

God damn now the moron youths are scramming and the People’s Panellist is once again trying to make a point – “I think like… we should do this like… I don’t have a consistent opinion like”

Update

Oh god he just tried to make a joke about an 8 course meal. He failed miserably.

Update

He keeps interrupting people and not in the good way like Christopher Hitchens

Update

Point about a Muslim, cut to Muslim wearing towel on her head. Who knows maybe she’s just got out of the shower.

Update

Having watched some of the others I take it all back, he was the best of the bunch. Though he did keep interrupting and saying “like”.

Youths ‘buy violent games online’

June 24th, 2008

The BBC reports that:

‘Children are able to illegally buy violent video games through online auction websites, the UK’s Trading Standards Institute has said.’

How “shocking”.

As it goes on to say:

‘Almost 90% of retailers tested by the association sold under-18s movies, such as Saw, through such outlets.’

Oh sorry silly me, I seem to have accidently edited it. Here’s the original sentence:

‘Almost 90% of retailers tested by the association sold under-18s games, such as Manhunt 2, through such outlets.’

I’m sure glad I fixed that.

I wouldn’t want people thinking games aren’t the source of all society’s ills.

Of course there’s a simple solution to this problem or so this cunt says:

‘If traders cannot be sure the person they are selling to is over 18, then they should not be selling.’

Right… that’ll be every online retailer there is then.

Of course, he means this in the context of video games, but still someone should hit him round the head and point out that you can never be sure who’s actually made the purchase. I used my mom’s debit card plenty of times when I was under 18 and no doubt I probably bought one of those nasty video games in that time. And I mean I’ve only murdered 0 people since playing grand theft auto at around 13.

It kind of reminds me of that old resident evil site where you had to be over 18 and therefore input your date of birth on the front page. A team of expert hackers would have struggled getting round that one.

Also it’s only illegal to sell the games to a minor; it isn’t illegal to actually own it. Nor is it illegal to own a banned video game.

You want a banned video game? Import it.

But at least one of the bureaucrats did state that parents and guardians had “an important role to play in making sure their children are not playing unsuitable video games”.

This is the whole point. If you don’t want your child playing a violent video game, then don’t let them.

If only it wasn’t so complicated…

Grand Theft Auto 4: 1 Step Forward, Numerous Steps Back

May 9th, 2008

With stunning visuals, vastly improved AI and a variety of other new features, including the new multiplayer, there’s no denying that Grand Theft Auto 4 makes vast improvements on its predecessor San Andreas. However, the series also seems to have taken 2 steps in the other direction, with many of the features added in San Andreas and even Vice City, nowhere to be seen.

Here’s a List of what’s missing:

Vehicles

Aeroplanes (including the awesome fighter jet and Boeing 747)
Dune Buggy
Helicopters (only 2 featured in the game with the Hunter also missing)
Quad bikes
Monster trucks
Tanks
Bicycles (BMX etc)
Hovercraft
Tractor
Combine harvester

Weapons

Explosive Charge (C4)
Minigun
Flame Thrower
Desert Eagle
Sawn off shotgun
Duel Wield
Silenced Pistol
Swords
Chainsaw (not that it would matter since body parts can’t be blown off, I mean even headshots don’t work)
Sex Toys (no big loss I hear you say)
Parachutes
Brass Knuckles
Country Rifle
Heat Seeking Rocket Launcher
Tear Gas
Fire Extinguisher
Camera (better detailed pictures)
Thermal Goggles (ok not really needed)

Mini Games

Low-rider
Dancing (personally I hated dancing)
Big Rig
Ambulance
Fire truck
Taxi (partially missing)
Burglaries
Train
Tournaments

Other Missing Features

Stats (vehicle skills, gun skills, personal stats etc)
Stealth Killings
Turf Wars
No gangs attack you (as was present in GTA 3, Vice City and San Andreas)
Swimming underwater
Default jogging pace
Buying Property
Rampages
Hair Cuts (not a feature I used but the choice should be there)
Car Modifications
Tattooing
Driving schools
Countryside (awesome for driving dirt bikes but the handling sucks now anyway)
Different fighting styles
Gym
Basketball
RC Toys
Gambling (black jack, horse racing, slots etc)
Triathlon Races

Bad Points in General

Unintended 360 Button instead of hand brake
Targeting systems locking on to people behind buildings
Terrible turning especially on bikes (I bought GTA not a driving simulator)
Hard to read text in standard definition (taxi, browser and phone messages)
Limited clothing options
Unlockables suck (every side mission seemed to unlock something different in the previous games, now all there seems to be is an annihilator helicopter)
Limited soundtrack
Less variety in missions (San Andreas had you riding shot gun and shooting, dropping bombs out of the back of a truck, doing a burglary, chasing a train, doing Madd Dogs mansion using stealth attacks among other things - all on the first island)

This list is continually being updated. Feel free to comment if you can think of any others

Free Speech is dead in France

February 8th, 2008

French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen has been given a 3 month suspended sentence for denying crimes against humanity and condoning war crimes.

What a ridiculous thing to be sentenced with. I guess Free Speech is dead in France. And no doubt if Europe gets enough power, they’ll attempt to make their holocaust denial law compulsory.

Now I’m quite sure some moron who comes across this will think I’m condoning the guys actions, and I guess in a sense I am. However this is only because I’m not a hypocrite who only allows Free Speech from those who agree with me.

I don’t look to the law to tell me what’s ok to say and what isn’t, it’s none of the laws business. I grant this to anyone else regardless of their beliefs.

Run, Skunk is going to get us!

February 5th, 2008

Another year and another report on how dangerous cannabis has become. This time including the ramblings of ‘The Association of Chief Police Officers’ which is probably made up of a bunch of hypocrite who indulge in a drink from time to time but who still feel they have the right to demonise those who prefer a different, less harmful alternative to alcohol.

Look, if I want to bash my head in with a hammer, I’ll do it. If I want to drink bleach, I’ll drink it. If I want take drugs, I’ll take them. It is my body, my domain, my rules, not yours. So stay the fuck out of my business.

If you’re not going to hurt anyone else then do as you please and screw what the law says.

Google is God

February 2nd, 2008

Yes, you heard me, Google is God.

I was a skeptic at first but you can’t argue with this sort of proof